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Set it once and forget about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy it's different\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2.5\" wide waistband\u003c\/strong\u003e — pressure spread out instead of concentrated, so nothing digs in and nothing leaves a mark\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable flat drawstring\u003c\/strong\u003e — you set the tension, not the elastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft modal–bamboo knit\u003c\/strong\u003e — breathable, moisture-wicking, gentle on skin that gets more pressure-sensitive with age\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlatlock seams\u003c\/strong\u003e — sewn flat, so there's no ridge to rub or chafe\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed boxer cut\u003c\/strong\u003e — stretch through the body, non-restrictive through the leg\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix sizes, S through 3XL, measured at the natural waist. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the drawstring takes up the difference. That's what it's for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colours. Tumble dry low or line dry. No bleach, no fabric softener, and don't iron the waistband.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e60-Day Fit Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the fit isn't right, we'll change it. Get in touch within 60 days with the size you need and we'll send a replacement at no charge — and you keep the original pair. Nothing to send back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $31. 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